Thursday, November 29, 2007

FireFox 3 in Gujrati!! :ph34r:

Fire fox 3 beta in Gujrati!!

For Mac and Linux only!!!



Vodka is potato juice!!! :D

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

OMG /drool!!!!

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OMG HD is sweet!!!

Friday, November 23, 2007

Math sucks. :(

"There's no numbers in math beyond the 8th grade.
It's all alphabets. >_<
Arbitrary, meaningless symbols that wreck lives and relationships!"

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I'm tired of being right

"That's really sweet... really. But you're too..."
"Too... sweet."


Proper use of society

using society?

I Love it when you call...

"Love It When You Call"

I found a switch
Turned it on
I hit the ditch
You carried on
I was so near
Now you're so far
Are you quite sure
Just who you are

O you could chose a friend but you don't seem to have the time
I wonder if you ever get to say what's on your mind
O take a little time, take a little time

I love it when you call
I love it when you call
I love it when you call
But you never call at all
So what's the complication it's only conversation
I love it when you call
But you never call at all

Remember me, I used to be the best time buddy
That you couldn't wait to see
But getting old, it takes its toll
And hearts getting broken lead to people growing cold

I'm flipping with a coin that's got a tail on either side
I'm gonna be the one who makes you stop and realise
You could have it all
We should have it all

I love it when you call
I love it when you call
I love it when you call
But you never call at all
So what's the complication it's only conversation
I love it when you call
But you never call at all

Yea I wonder where you been
Yea I wonder who you seen
And I hope you find your train
When you do I really hope it's all it seems

I love it when you call
I love it when you call
I love it when you call
But you never call at all
So what's the complication it's only conversation
I love it when you call
But you never call at all...

It's a beautiful day without you...

The sun's warm shining down on my face. The air's chilly, the
temperature low enough for me to be comfortable for a change. A light
breeze plays with the ribbon I've tide on my bag. The ribbon meant for
you. The ribbon you accepted but never took. The ribbon's a scar. A
wound on my psyche that, once upon a time, seemed it would never heal.
The weather's nice. I walked all the way to the lake. Apparently.

It's a beautiful day without you...

Wherever you are, I hope you're happy. I know I am. :)

Monday, November 19, 2007

Broken dreams

My PC's broken. Hence the lack of new blog posts. Long story short, I'm buttering my dad up for a new PC.

I watched Savariya yesterday. It's bad because
1) SLB has tried to make a film version of a broadway musical he's probably seen.
2) The music in question is a stage adaptation of "White Nights", a Russian short story by Fyodor Dostoevsky, originally published in 1848.
3) SLB has taken out ALL the nice dreamy romantic dialogues from the movie....
4) The english translation of the russian short story that I'm reading is beautifully written. The language, the expressions, the entire situation... I love it.
5) I would like the strangle the list of people who made it possible for SLB to watch the stage adaptation of the story that "inspired" him to make sawariyaa.
6) I need to get a new PC fast. 64bit dual core seems like a fun thing now. :)
7) I like making lists.
8) No, I am not going to pay to watch OSO. Even sawariya wass sponsored by my counsin, coz he knows I don't watch hindi movies.
9) I have no idea if this blog post will be posted, or not, owing to how my reliance WiMax connection doesnt let me upload anything / post / send large messages.
10) This point is here just to make my list a round number of 10 points long. :)

Edit: I got stuck posting this thing after the 5th point. I reconnected my MTNL triband connection to post this. >_< I hate reliance!! Can't even get an internet protocol right. <_<

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Wherever you go...

Why do some people have to be such pricks some time?
Example: my brother.
Nuff said about that.
On my way back home now... It's been a good diwali this year. Even if
my entire set of cousins wasn't around. Even if I'm screwed up with my
academic life. Even if my brother remains a prick. Even if my computer
doesn't work properly. Even if I don't feel like sharing my last few
days with anyone else...
I'm happy. Maybe I'll list my diwali haul here.

Thursday, November 08, 2007




I've just made a list of 9 different ways to kill myself at a moments notice.


Good night.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007





save water drink blood! says (11:25 PM):
mihir ur ass is sexy

The Mom song!!!


Does your mom sound like this?




It's scary how accurate this woman is... >_<

Here's the lyrics so you can sing along!

“The Mom Song”

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here’s your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don’t forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don’t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don’t shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don’t play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don’t forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don’t make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don’t sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod’s my iPod if you don’t listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you’re coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You’ll appreciate my wisdom someday when you’re older and you’re grown
Can’t wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I’ll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don’t get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I’ll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
“I don’t care who started it!
You’re grounded until you’re 36″
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven’s sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said at least a thousand times before
That you’re too old to act this way
It must be your father’s DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom
Don’t forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom’s work never ends
You don’t need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I’m the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Condom Song!



Practice safe sex. And have fun while you're at it!




Remember... safe sex is happy sex! Be smart! Use condoms!


(This public service message was sponsored by nobody. Please donate generously to the CAFOMP!!! )

Would you?

Would you laugh at me
If I said I care for you?

Sunday, November 04, 2007

I can never win...


Ohkay.... consider this hypothetical situation...

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, "You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."



Friday, November 02, 2007

I'm an ICSE Snob and I'm proud of it!



I picked this list off facebook. It's made me realise how much I love my mom for makin' me do ICSE, and feel good about being proud of the fact that I've done my 10th thru the ICSE.

And for all you kids who didn't, I'm sorry. :)


You know you were in ICSE when:

1) You think State Board schools are where only your watchman's and maid's kids go

2) You come to the US for college, and kids here think you were born in the States coz u speak just like them

3) Randomly using words/phrases such as 'sooth', 'thou art', 'wherewithal' etc is completely normal in 9th and 10th (coz of all the shakespeare)

4) You go to junior college (atleast in Bombay) and automatically become best buds with another ICSE kid, even if he's from the school you hated all your life until then..

5) You are the only one who understands the concept of 'reading time' in an exam

6) You memorised 36 chapters for your hindi paper, but to this day have trouble with constructing a paragraph in formal hindi

7) You went for tuitions for every conceivable subject on the planet, english, hindi, comps, science, history, geography, maths.. and maybe even SUPW

8) You actually understood what SUPW was.. and when you read the above post.. you thought, 'ohhh that's right, we had that shit too'

9) You went to CBSE/State board after ICSE, looked at their english textbook and thought to yourself.. 'man, 2nd graders at my school could've aced this rubbish'

10) Even the peons and the cleaning ladies at school spoke better English than most of your Junior College/College profs

11) Most of your batch had cellphones by the time they were in 9th grade, and they all lived 15 minutes away from school

12) Your Annual Day/ Sports Day parades were more coordinated than the Republic Day Parade

13) Your Hindi teacher often had to resort to English to explain stuff to some of your classmates

14) There had to be atleast one celebrity kid in your batch (there just has to be!.. especially in Bombay)

15) Your school participated only in inter-ICSE sports fest (they pretended they didn't want to associate with all the hoi polloi.. but the real reason was that they would get creamed by the State Board kids)

16) There was atleast one kid whose parents earned more than all the parents at the neighbouring State Board school put together

17) A score rise of 30% from your prelims to the Boards was considered perfectly normal

18) you actually prayed to Xavier Pinto and Francis Fanthome before the boards (dunno who the head honchos are now, in my day I prayed to them)

19) Your prom/social looked like a bollywood awards party

20) Some of the chicks in your school were hotter than the current Miss India (note: tribute to ICSE chicks.. I've seen a lot of women all over the country and have never met a really hot girl who wasn't an ICSE product.. ICSE women ROCK!)

21) Your school grilled you so hard that the Boards were the exam that you studied most for in life... and will always stay that way

22) In college most of the other kids drinking, smoking or doing weed are ICSE kids or they're from Delhi (no offence Delhiites.. hehe)

23) You look at what's being taught in your college intro chem course and you go.. 'wait a minute, didn't I do all this in the 8th grade?'

24) You got a 90 plus in the boards and thought you were ready to rule the world.. but then 2 years later you realised that it wasn't enough to clear the IIT-JEE

25) You had your first girlfriend/boyfriend much before 9th grade

26) In junior college/college, you were considered a snob, and you loved it!

27) Atleast one of your friends was driving his own car by the time you were in the 10th grade

28) Your saddest joke, which would have raised eyebrows in scorn in school, leave your "new" (post ICSE) friends in college in peals of laughter...

29) You are unfamiliar to the concept of a textbook.

30) You get your first year Java courses in college waived just cause you have attained the level of a Guru (considering that you took CS in 11th/12th)

31) You see posters on the school softboard which say "Board secretary wanted".

32) You ace all your lab reports in college.

33) You hope, wish and pray that they don't introduce a project in Mathematics over the coming years!

34) You see an "A" in your SUPW and you wonder "Hmmm.... where did that come from??"

35) When you go from the 10th to the 11th:

a) Your muscle mass increases (from carrying the heavy reference books)
b) You are ecstatic because the number of subject goes down to 5. But then suddenly you realise that the course material goes up 5 times!
c) You have participated in atleast one national/international level contest which is not related to a sport.

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