Friday, May 30, 2008

Priceless!


I was at oberoi mall today, checkin out the merchandise. As i made my way out of the department store, some random flier publicity person approached me. Here's the conversation that followed:

"Excuse me, sir!"
"Yes?"
"Do you have a bank account?"
"No, I don't..."
"With ICICI Bank?"
"Erm I don't have a bank
Account with ICICI, or any other bank."
"Then which bank?"
"Which bank what?"
"Which bank do you have an account in?"
"I don't have any bank accounts anywhere!"
"Oh."
<10 seconds of silence, then the any continues...>
"Sir, do you have a Credit Card, maybe...?"


I gave up at this point and walked away. Sometimes, being polite is of no use.

Crystal Skull


Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull is a very enjoyable movie. :)

Time to pretend


I don't like going to sleep when I'm not sleepy. Seems like such a waste of time that could be better spent reading, or talking to someone...

*sigh* Such is the life, I guess. :/

Good Night, whoever's listening.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Advanced Technology?


This refridgerator claims to be "Electronically Controlled". I suppose that there's a barrell of monkeys controlling all the other refridgerators out there? :S

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

L33t h4x0rz


Zomg i've consolidated over a hundred pages of differential equation solving techniques to a single page! I just hope tomorrow's paper doesn't screw me over again. :(

Life Lessons

How to tell if you're a nerd. Count the number of girlfriends you've had and subtract it from the number of computers you've owned.

If the result is a negative number, you've a nerd!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Friday, May 23, 2008

Last Wish

 

The Solution to all of life's problems, actually. What do you think?


5 more days to go for the exam, and I have no idea what I'm doing!!! :(


On the bright side, I've got a new song in my head. Can anyone identify this? I can swear I've heard it in some movie before, but can't quite remember...

 

Direct link: http://www.fileupyours.com/view/184106/Last%20Wish.mp3
Permanent link: Linkie

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Boitday!!!

 

 

 

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*phew*

Now that I have that out of my system, here's what I'm getting!

 

 

 

P.S. I look different now. :)

 

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In addition to the new phone, the new hairstyle, I also got a 500GB Hard disk, and an espresso machine. ^_^


So yeah, my 21st birthday was fun. Happy Birthday to me! :D

Thursday, May 15, 2008

For CRY-in out loud!!!

 

 

I finally installed and tried Crysis out on my PC!!! :D

For those of you unacquainted with crysis, it is that computer game which has such high hardware requirements, that there is no computer in existence that can run it at full settings

 

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With that out of the way, I'll tell you about my experience with Crysis.

I'm proud of my PC. It's a pretty fast machine. With the proper upgrades, it's got the capacity to stay in presentable specs condition for the next 2 years at least.

 

Processor: Intel Pentium Core2Duo E6850 (3.0 Ghz x 2)
Mobo: Asus Striker II Formula
Memory: Kingston 1 GB x 4 [800MHz]
GPU: nVidia GeForce 8800GT 512MB
HDD: Seagate 250GB 7200rpm
Sound: 7.1 Channel Wharfedale
Display: Sony Bravia 42" LCD

It was sweet. Almost a religious experience.

The first time I ran the game, I first went to the config panel to see what performance settings I could tweak. Each setting had 4 levels: Low, Medium, High and Very High. There was also a very nice button that claimed to "analyse and recommend a suitable performance setting" for my PC. I clicked it. I was *mildly* overjoyed to see that it recommended "Very High".

So very high it was, and when the game started, The screen went laggy! I didn't know whether to be happy or sad about the lag. The visuals were simply amazing!!! After spending about 5 minutes watchin the story (the story scenes are not videos, but are rendered in the game itself!!) I decided to tone it down a bit, and reduce the performance settings. A bit. It only made a *slight* improvement. Bit by bit, I kept nudging the settings down, finally turnin anti aliasing to a meager 2x and using the "Medium" presets for the performance settings. The game runs decently smooth now, but I haven't been in any major fights yet. Lets see how the game progresses. :)

Yahtze's reviewed this game, ofcourse. Until about yesterday, I avoided zero puncutation. But even I've gotta admit he's fun.

Here's yahtze's review of the game. It's funny. ^_^

Dirrrty!

I wish my girlfriend was this dirty! ;-)

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Oh Jaaneja!!!

 

 

I've had it with people tellin me this a beautiful song. Listen to the original!!

It's Korean. There has not been a single original idea in the hindi film industry for a long time, so stop tellin me to give bollywood another chance!!!! Even the entire bloddy movie was ripped off from the 1998 movie Goodbye Lover!

*shakes fist at bollywood reatards*

 

Oh, and incase you wanna share this song, here's some download links.

Link1 << Click

Link2 (Rapidshare) << Click

 

 

*Goes back to listenin to Tchaikovsky*

Friday, May 09, 2008

Rowr!

I have a feeling that girls like riding bikes only coz they vibrate so much...

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Big Black Cock

 

 

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I was followed around by a big black cock in Inorbit today. :(

I had to drive my brother down to the theatre for the movie... so I went. 42 minutes, via Kandivali. I'm proud of myself. My highlight of the day was that I bought dental floss. >_<

When I started typing this post, I thought I'd compose something thoughtful, and contemplative. But I guess there's only so much you can contemplate about dental floss...

Sometimes, I wish my flights of fantasy had a frequent flier loyalty program...

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Girl From Ipanema

"Tall and tanned,
And young and lovely,
The girl from Ipanema
Goes walkin,
And when she passes,
Each one she passes goes,
Oooooh..."

I have to version by Frank Sinatra on my phone now. I've got a lot of oldies on my playlist now. ^_^

I love my psytrance, don't get me wrong. But on a more fundamental level, it's always been the golden oldies of Sinatra, Cliff Richard... Those are the songs that really gets my heart beating and my emotions in a mess.
Music doesn't get any better than this. ^_^

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