Thursday, August 28, 2008

Burning Orange

Burning orange is the colour of life...

Well, I like my life in blue!! :D



The moon in blue :) Photoshop rocks!!

I looked into the mirror soon after I woke up. Replacing my usually puffed up, groggy, almost unrecognizable face, was a face smiling from ear to ear for no reason at all.

It's good to be happy to the extreme again.

Monday, August 18, 2008

What greatest of coincidences to be meeting you in here of all places!!!

I finally realised how Tofu-Sensei's glasses always get fogged up when he sees Akane. ^_^


Saturday, August 16, 2008

Extra virgin olive oil

I never quite got the idea of "extra virgin olive oil"

What... Do they like, unfuck it or something?

Friday, August 15, 2008

Bade miya's FTW

Oh my god how I love this place! Empty street by day, illegal eatery by night, it is easily one of the most popular tikka joints in bombay. *sigh* it's been one tiring day. My cousin's jewellery exhibition at the world trade centre was in it's second day today. It is tiring work! And I'm only getting paid in chocolates and toilet breaks. >_< very much sleepy.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Penguin Porn

Mihir: hey there

loonanthebarbarian: nothing much

Mihir: good for you

loonanthebarbarian: read teh blog posts?

Mihir: everything is happening with me
i fucked my math again ^_^

loonanthebarbarian: lolz
its an irritating subject



Mihir: yeh i suck

loonanthebarbarian: thats why you need to clear it first time
otherwise it just sticks on to you -_-"

Mihir: sigh
dont wanna discuss it

loonanthebarbarian: lolz

Mihir: so don't bother

loonanthebarbarian: kk

Mihir: :)

loonanthebarbarian: oh well

Mihir: where???

loonanthebarbarian: where

Mihir: yeah
where's the well?

loonanthebarbarian: oh god
thats a new level of lamity

Mihir: God is not lame!!!!

loonanthebarbarian: nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Mihir: yusssssssssssss

loonanthebarbarian: * slaps forehead *

Mihir: now you're just being too kinky
wikipedia says that

God is the principal or sole deity in religions and other belief systems that worship one deity.[1]

God is most often conceived of as the creator and overseer of the universe. Theologians have ascribed a variety of attributes to the many different conceptions of God. The most common among these include omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence (perfect goodness), divine simplicity, jealousy, supernatural, and eternal and necessary existence. God has also been conceived as being incorporeal, a personal being, the source of all moral obligation, and the "greatest conceivable existent".[1] These attributes were all supported to varying degrees by the early Jewish, Christian and Muslim theologian philosophers, including Maimonides.[2], Augustine of Hippo,[2] and Al-Ghazali,[3] respectively. Many notable medieval philosophers developed arguments for the existence of God,[4] attempting to wrestle with the apparent contradictions implied by many of these attributes.

so, there is no need to go around slapping anything

loonanthebarbarian: :-S

Mihir: I think i've made my point!
takes off the penguin off his head

loonanthebarbarian: what penguin?

Mihir: the one on my head
didn't i just say that i took it off my head?

loonanthebarbarian: how did it get there?

Mihir: i assume it climbed up there at some point in its life, i dunno
i dont' stalk penguins!

loonanthebarbarian: argh

Mihir: were you misbehaving with that penguin just now?

loonanthebarbarian: just traumatizing him a bit

Mihir: seems liek you're the one traumatized :P

loonanthebarbarian: i r not!

Mihir: then why did you scream back there, a few lines ago?

loonanthebarbarian: it wasnt a scream

Mihir: then?

loonanthebarbarian: it was the sound of being tortured

Mihir: isnt' that the sound of someone being sodomized by a penguin? :S
same differnce

loonanthebarbarian: ...
this is getting close to penguin porn >_<


Mihir: you started it!!!

loonanthebarbarian: you like it eh?

Mihir: gasp

loonanthebarbarian: ;D

Mihir: hehe

loonanthebarbarian: random chats are good ^_^

Mihir: they are

loonanthebarbarian: ive lost touch though

Mihir: the penguin didn't touch you enough? blush

loonanthebarbarian: not in the right places blush

Mihir: dang
i want my money back!
i had a dysfunctional penguin on my head!!!

loonanthebarbarian: well its an ex-penguin now

Mihir: zomg!!

Read what it says. It's getting bloddy ridiculous, I know.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

The Answer is C?

Battling the analogies,
Sparring with antonyms,
A plethora of words I still haven't read.

Fundamentals of counting
And algebra haunt me,
The geometric path I fear to tread.




Unending extracts,
From unseen texts,
Can't it be sensible for a change?

Sentence completions
And pie chart analyses,
One would think the ETS is deranged.


So I've started spouting
GRE words involuntarily,
My friends are worried the ailment will spread!

I know a solution
To end this madness,


I think I'll dance with a cookie on my head.


Friday, August 08, 2008

Double Meat Cheese Super Sandwich!

Problem: I was hungry after coming back home.
Solution: Double Meat Cheese Super Sandwich!!!

I take my sandwich making very seriously, and in an attempt to share the joy of savouring this beauty, I'll tell you exactly how to go about making it. Now pay close attention, kiddies.

  • 2 slices of bread (Prefer multigrain bread. The slight sweet taste complements the meat)
  • (Any kind of processed meat) I used Chicken Sausages. Other good options are Salami / Ham / Cold cuts
  • Mayonnaise (Egg-less, if you must, but quite frankly, that isn't as much fun)
  • Whole Grain Mustard (If you can't find whole grain mustard, you can use the regular kind too)
  • Cedar Cheese
  • Cold Fresh Lettuce Leaves
  • One egg
  • Butter
  • Cucumber
  • Tomato
  • Capsicum
  • Onion (Totally optional. I did not use onion this time)
  • Fresh Ground Pepper
  • Oregano Seasoning


So yeah that's about it, I think. Here's the general Idea:

Toast the bread on a pan in some butter. I don't like toasters. A pan makes the bread properly absorb the flavour of the butter. Oh yeah, toast one side very lightly, and the other side to be slightly crispy.
Beat the egg in a bowl, and make a fluffy omelette in butter in the same pan. Do not let it turn crispy. That only means you've burnt the outside.
Next, cut the sausages into strips and lightly fry them on a low flame in the same pan. Make sure that they remain moist and juicy. The idea is to make the outside just slightly crispy. At this point, I doubt you'll need to add more butter to fry it.
Mix about 1 teaspoon of mustard for every 5 tablespoons of mayonnaise. I light only a light hint of mustard in my mayo. ^_^
Slice the cucumber, tomato, and capsicum. The onion too, if you want it.

Now that everything is prepared, lets assemble the entire thing, shall we?

Note that the softer side of both breads will be the inside of the sandwich.

On one bread, make the following layers in the exact order as I mention below:
Butter, mayonnaise, lettuce leaves, meat, half of your cucumbers, half of your tomato, half of your capsicum, grated cedar cheese, pepper, oregano seasoning, meat, rest of the cucumber, rest of the tomato, rest of the capsicum, fluffy omelette.

On the other bread, make the following layers:
Butter, mayonnaise (Very light layer here), lettuce leaves.

Now, put the smaller stack on the larger stack. The mayo should make sure the lettuce leaves don't fall off when you're trying to place that slice on the rest of the sandwich.

Enjoy! ^_^

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

There'll be Sun, Sun, Sun!!




Every once in a while, you come across a song that's so brilliantly simple and happy, that you can't help but fall in love with it.

Noah and the Whale's 5 Years' Time is one such song. I'm just going to leave the youtube video here for you to watch, and listen to. If it doesn't bring a smile to your face, you need therapy!!!

I heard it on virgin radio.  And it's been surprisingly poplar. Like I said, it's one of those songs... :)


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