Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Barracuda

So vivas are goin on… You know everyone’s cramming and pooling answers…

Like how Ishan is over here? You decide.

 

 

 

Sometimes I wonder why our college is the way it is. Sometimes, I know the answer, but I won’t face it.

And sometimes, something happens that totally throws the facts in my face. I found a letter in the lab today, of some Nidhi Jain seeking to be employed in the college as a lecturer… If this letter is a testament to the kind of talented staff our college attracts, you now know why I’m as screwed up as I am in college.

So yeh. Now you know. Pardon me while I laugh at the ridiculousness of the application letter. Again. :)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

La La La La Laaa

DSP was good!!! God Bless Ansari Sir! He only asked me stuff from chapter 1 ^_^

In other news, I have a new electric toothbrush. The Colgate Motion. It's a big improvement over the old one I had. While the old one provided circular motions only, this one also provides a steady back and forth motion too, thus reducing the need to move my hand even more. And yes, it's blue. ^_^



Ah. The convenience of modern dental weapons.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

The Waltz

Submissions done with. Got one presentation left. Wasn't supposed to happen at first, but the professors are always like that, so yeh, I already had part of it ready. Now the only problem seems to be getting a certain Vikas Singh to check his mail to look at the presentation. I wonder how I'm gonna give a good presentation when the other half of the slideshow has noone talking about it.

In other news, I've run out of coffee recipes. I need a new gig. It's becomign tiresome with the same kind of recipes all the time.

Anyone got any suggestions to put my espresso maker to good use again?

Friday, April 17, 2009

Wording issues

Okay. MS Word Sucks. Fail word processor is fail!!

Things that made MS word crash today:

 

Page Margins … crash

Page Setup … crash

Open document directly from windows explorer … crash

Set font size 48, press enter … crash

disconnect printer with a blank page open … crash

I am not kidding about any of this.

MS-Word-2-256x256[1]

 

Seriously. I’m never installing word on my machine again.

 

I’ve spent the last half hour or so trying to print out a cover page consisting of just about 12 words. –_-“

 

EDIT: I just managed to make it work. The only thing I did different this time is that I had my left leg off the floor. >_<

zomg freaky fast

Taken from my friend’s blog, Technical Mind, this is a video taken during our final day of submissions.

It’s freaky!! O_O

 

And you thought only the student resorted to assembly line tactics to get submissions done on time.. :P

Thursday, April 16, 2009

At the crack of yawn

Nothing’s better to keep you awake for endless assignments than a good affogato

 

Affogato2-sm

 

Recipe?

1 shot of espresso
1 scoop of vanilla ice cream

Pour shot of espresso over scoop of icecream in a latte cup. Serve. Bliss.

 

Anyone wanna join me? :)

Monday, April 13, 2009

BUSINESS CONSULTANT

DEAR SIR,
MY NAME IS DR CHRISTOPHER BENSON, A BUSINESS CONSULTANT BASED IN DUBAI (U.A.E) I GOT YOUR MAIL CONTACT THROUGH A COMPREHENSIVE WEB SEARCH ON INDIA SITES.
MY PROPOSAL;

THERE IS A MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANY BASED IN , NETHERLANDS THIS COMPANY PROCURES MOST OF THEIR RAW MATERIALS FROM YOUR COUNTRY(INDIA) SINCE THE PAST 5YRS.THE COMPANY WILL PAY SOME %AGE UPFRONT UPON VERIFICATION OF THE SAMPLES OF THE MATERIALSI AM LOOKING FOR A RELIABLE INDIAN BUSINESSMAN THAT UNDERSTANDS THE LOCAL LANGUAGE WHO WILL ASSIST ME CONTACT THE LOCAL DEALER OF THESE PRODUCT IN INDIA.
I HAVE CALLED THE LOCAL DEALER MANY TIMES BUT COULD NOT UNDERSTAND THE LOCAL LANGUAGE, TO ENABLE ME NEGOTIATE THE TERMS OF THE SUPPLY WITH THEM. THIS PROPOSAL IS RISK FREE AND WILL BE ANOTHER INCOME GENERATING BUSINESS BESIDES YOUR SPECIALIZATION.
I WILL GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS, OF THIS PROPOSALS THE MOMENT I HEAR FROM YOU, AND I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR COUNTRY TO SUPERVISE THE SUPPLY.

BEST REGARDS,
DR CHRISTOPHER BENSON

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Wars are ebil

Oh here’s an old mail I found in my spam sign up mailbox… I do believe I’ve figured out why there are wars. Read on!

Wars are ebil...


All wars are fought becuse of women. Not that they actually do the warring bit, but if anyw ar is started, there's usually a women somwhere in the mind of the person who's waging the war... The trojan war... was fought for the beautiful Helen. The huge battle of Ram v/s Ravan was fought for Sita. The Iraq war was fought so that the Politicians could get more money to spend on their wives and mistresses... So in the end, it's all about women. Everyone's looking to get laid here. There's so much of conflict just coz some testosterone pummped up guy's feelin too horny and decides to push the shiny red button that, co-incidentally, happens to launch a full scale nuclear attack on the nearest thrid world country. >_<

Everyone's looking to get laid. The world would be such a better place if someone could figure out a good replacement for sex. And I'm not talking about vibrating toys. :P Kinky? Naah... Just hopeful. Imagine a world without wars. Then I suppose everyone will take time out to actually read my world shattering essays on how to make the world better. But then again, I suppose that the world will already be a better place, so maybe I'll be romanticizing the old days when there was all kinds of blood, gore, and theft, and arson and what nots. Maybe I'll open an amusement park of brutality, and make millions and live like a stinking rich bastard, filling my life with cookies, and marshmallows, and semi clothed women. Hopefully together.

I gtg now. Time for my Theraphy Session. :)

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Haalpppp it’s stuggggg

I gots another song stuck in my head.. :(

 

Was watchin a video of a VERY sexy walk in a mod made for oblivion:

 

 


Took me like a few hours, but I finally managed to hack the stream of a music streaming site that was hosting the song.

*dances*

Here’s the song, for everyone who loved it:

 

 

 

Let me know if you want the song too.. ^_^

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